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#nickfury I could send you some info about demisexuality? Bruce asks gently, his hand still lingering on Steve's shoulder. 1 Chapter 1 By Wolverine6Claws Summary: When Steve and Bucky take part in a drinking game with some of their teammates for a fun-filled evening it ends up taking a darker turn that pushes Bucky to the edge and Steve finds himself right where he has always been, at Bucky's side. You bribed him, didn't you? She sounds disappointed, as if she'd hoped for something less obvious. Guys? Tony says. Okay, a member of the same sex, then. But he was also spider-man, and he just couldn't help but think of the possible things he could reveal. Everyone else, other than Natasha and Clint, had also changed out of their 'work-outfits', though Stark had been wearing those clothes underneath his suit. Clint and Tony (and the team) get drunk, fall into bed together, fall out of it, and fall back in again. Team red, only being 16-17 had juice boxes. How his teammates were able to bring so many flasks with them unnoticed, he had no idea. Work Search: She'll kick his ass on the next training, but that's cool. Missions? Steve asks, smiling, and Clint and Nat both nod. Its called being undercover. He thought that after the rollercoaster of a year that they were chill now. Plus, the whole team probably wants to know whether Steve's actually a virgin or not. I'm really sorry, Clint says, and promptly squirms back under the covers when he remembers that he's still naked. Tony is a terrible influence on everything ever. But his spidey-sense did nothing, so he guessed he was fine. But one of Tony's hidden superpowers is pitching, and the fucking infallible ability to know just who he has to talk to to get someone onto his side, and then make said terrible idea into reality. (he was the youngest, and fortunately for him, only had one drink). Although I technically wrote this as a prequel to Fix You, it is a stand-alone and does not share any of the warnings from that story. "REALLY" Clint yelled. Bruce looks contemplative. He sighs and pulls out the ten he has in his pocket. Steve, you animal, you.. "What! What? Where did you get this tattoo!?" Rhodeys clothes were so much comfier than mine! Secondly, I really don't want to bed Natasha. He glances over at her, and she looks calmly back. Hmmm, Tony says and pins Bruce with his science-stare. 'kay, Clint says, sensing the opportunity to stay; which means he doesn't need to get dressed again, and then fumble for his own room. Remind me to take you there one of these days, okay? Move along, Rhodey continued to scowl, glaring murderously at Tony. "Never ever have I accidentally bent metal," Rohdey says and I laugh and take a gulp along with Uncle Bucky and Uncle Steve. "no matter what everyone else thinks, you're still a loser" a quote by MJ, (this is a chapter) Gender Fluid Loki and a A/N, "I Have A Son" (dc and marvel crossover)(preview), wASSUP FRICKERS(quick question also,memes), PRIDE MONTH, SOLVES ALL YO PROBLEMS BABY(but without my sadness), the final addition to the "if tony was peters bio dad" gif set(endgame spoilers). Tony's eyes widened, how the fuck did that crazy lunatic get someone so sweet like Peter "Jesus Christ, Pete. He looks up at the clock. And horny. Oh, now you have to tell, Barton. I have no Asgardian blanket, Thor says, and it's half a question and half just a resigned Thor who's long ago realized that along with Steve, he'll never be able to understand more than half of the stuff Tony says. #marvel But apparently, now is the moment to talk. Every agent of HYDRA is acquainted with pain of some sort. #spiderson You didn't wake me up? Clint manages around a yawn and presses into Tony's warm hands. They start to cuddle, an oddity Clint isn't even aware of until one movie night, when he wakes up long after the movie's done and the others have gone to bed. Ask Pepper. It's the rules., The rules say that I have to drink if I've done it, Clint says just to piss him off. Of course, it does help that you're, like, mind-numbingly hot., Why, Mister Stark, Clint says and bats his eyelashes. Peter almost screamed, but in his dazed state (caused by the worried MJ) he didn't do anything, just let his friend roll up his oversized sleeve to reveal muscles and A giant cut, from his elbow towards his shoulder. including: she exclaimed, her own speech interrupted by her constant giggles. Though, he admitted in his mind, he had been beaten up in and outside of plenty before the serum. Okay! Clint wonders, if Steve figured most of the questions asked would be related to sex (and again, Clint wonders whether the good Cap's still got his super-hymen in place), why he still seems so interested. But when Tony returns with his own VSOP in hand, he hands Clint a bottle of Jim Beam. Wait. Wha- Clint? Steve squeaks, like he thinks Clint will assault him or something. And Capsicle has a built-in hard-on for anything that might be considered team-building.. "Never Have I Ever had a girlfriend." (REQUESTED PART TWO), THE SPIDERVERSE: HUNTING SPIDER (REQUEST), THE LIFE OF PETER PARKER THE INTERN (HE'S ALSO SPIDER-MAN BUT HUSH), PETER BEING MULTILINGUAL (REQUESTED PART TWO). I don't know what you want me to say, Clint.. or even 'I don't want to play, I will just watch' but Ned had looked at him with puppy eyes to rival his own and he had just sighed and wished all questions would be stupid and he didn't have to reveal some weird shit here. Tony, Steve, and Strange had used the gauntlet one last time to go use the Time Stone to go back to the Battle of Wakanda. Its more comfortable without anyway., In MY suit!? Also this is kind of a rewrite of episode 3x04 but there is no Navarathri celebration and Kamala moved out long ago. Steve, the only one not drinking this time, looks exasperatedly at Tony. C'mon, it'll be a blast. He rocks back and forth on the balls of his feet, looking more like an expectant child than a genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist. Worst idea ever, woke up on the ceiling with no memory of how I got there or how I was covered in glitter," I say and everyone nods. What she didn't expect, however, was to catch the eye of a devilishly handsome ex-Russian assassin with a metal arm and a desperate need to be loved. The room was silent for a moment and few flinched when Tony flipped the coffee table. Devi eyes one of the sculptures in the garden theyd agreed to meet in, of three people leaning their heads in towards each other until they sort of meld together. This is my room.. What the- are you going commando, Barton? Tony's voice is a little strangled. Damn. Can you get to bed by yourself? Natasha asks. "That is no excuse mister!" tip: katekyou "alternate universe" sort:>words, Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings (245), Paxton Hall-Yoshida/Devi Vishwakumar (184), Paxton Hall-Yoshida & Devi Vishwakumar (54), Fabiola Torres & Devi Vishwakumar & Eleanor Wong (28), Devi Vishwakumar & Nalini Vishwakumar (18), Fabiola Torres & Devi Vishwakumar & Eleanor Wong, Indian moms are overprotective towards sons, Paxton Hall-Yoshida & Rebecca Hall-Yoshida, Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Ben Gross & Devi Vishwakumar & Original Character(s), "Nothing shakespeare couldn't turn into a really good play", fabiola and aneesa are together and in love because I say so, this is also lowkey a trent and eleanor fic because I love them, ben and devi are stubborn idiots and we love them, this is only ging to be sort of faithful to the play cause i do what i want, Picture Perfect Shiny Family (Holiday Peppermint Candy), this fic has 3 chapters but spans many years, howard will be in chapter 3 a LOT so im hyped about that, note: Devi only appears over text messages, Welcome to New York (It's Been Waiting for You), written for author's self-satisfaction and mental health, Everyone is awesome but I still ship Ben & Devi I'm sorry, Make the Friendship Bracelets (Take the Moment and Taste It), and i thought huh. Sent on a mission by Ronin with her sister, and her life changes from there. Two months, just about, Natasha says and twists to jab an elbow in Steve's side before ducking to avoid a fist in the face. He starts making Tony coffee in the mornings, when he's up earlier; Tony will shuffle in, usually a couple of minutes later, and inhale the caffeinated drink faster than can be any kind of healthy. So I miss the sex.. She joined HYDRA's ranks at the age of thirteen and has steadily been risin Lucienne "Lucy" Ridley has lived for almost 1000 years, predating the first Avenger himself. Because you're worth it., Bruce snorts. It's not until he hears the yelled Hey- ow! Not more running, at least, which I totally admit, I did most of the running, but yeah. He can't have been sleeping more than a few minutes, because he doesn't feel rested at all. Also, English isn't my native language, so if there are any grammar or spelling mistakes, please comment! Does that mean you're single, Barton?. It tickles. Last time they offered him alcohol, he refused, explaining how he didn't like the smell. G'niiiiight, guys. You felt someone grab your hand gently. But the two of them don't bother replying, too busy ripping each other apart. Peter put down his hand and gave his best friend a betrayed look. #tonystark "Never have I ever met Tony Stark." So does Steve, to their slight surprise. I'm training her." Well, fuck, Tony says, and sounds a little strangled. So, Captain America's gay, Tony says into his VSOP. It's a great warrior-thing compliment up there, trust me. Most of the bottle's gone by now, so yeah, he's gonna have a shit day tomorrow. Never have I ever battled motherfucking aliens.. Clint slips under the covers still half waiting for the other shoe to drop, or any shoe to drop, really, but Tony just closes his tablet and tangles their legs. Clint doesn't know what he's checking for, but he kisses back all the same. JARVIS won't be there to pick you up if you start choking on your own vomit.. Stopping now., Clint doesn't know if Tony means that he'll stop talking or stop running, but the guy trails off, so Clint gets a part-answer. Demi, is that a bad thing?. He didn't want to think about it. Wait, am I selling myself right here?, Clint chuckles. "You're the worse Clint" Peter said. Parker, you're in charge. as well as This is her journey through the Marvel Universe through the decades. What if she got kidnapped, a few months before Harry was born and the Potters got attacked on the faithful Halloween night? Instead he turns onto his side, a little closer to Clint but not really coming onto him not that Clint can notice, at least. Before some aliens come and blow it up., We could make a trip out of it, Bruce muses. Plus, you know, Clint has done a lot of stuff. He shifts his hips slightly, presses back against the hard-on there, and waits for a reaction. But pain leads to power, or so people say, and Agent Sola certainly is powerful. Clint's stomach does a weird little tumble that Clint is definitely not going to analyze later, and he folds his arms and keeps his eyes on the screen. Ned shook his head, as if to say; 'No, don't do this, jeez Pete! Y/n grew up as most children do. Morning.. #peterparker We play the fun rules, right? Murmurs of agreement were heard throughout the group as they stood and meandered tipsily to their rooms to sober up. Right., Really, Cap? Tony grimaces. She huffs a laugh and drinks again. And you wonder why people ship you two?. I don't know, I've hung out with Nat too much.". So he sulks a little, maybe, when he's alone in his bed. While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. Yep, you got that right, Tony says and looks down at him. He leaned against the chair, not bothered by the fact Tony was running a hand through his hair, messing it up. And they were all wrong. Clint wouldn't have pegged him as particularly bendy, but here he is, pulling off a move even Clint struggles with on some days. "Is that true, referee M Jee?" February 27, 2023 equitable estoppel california No Comments . Work Search: "Never ever have I ever been arrested," Aunt May says and everyone but her takes a drink. Bucky-sexual? Clint offers, and hopes it won't make the Captain even more wistful. Of course Spider-Man is a klutz, Sam rolled his eyes good-naturedly. You're a whiner, Tony mutters and shifts; squirms to get comfortable. The reason for this stupid game? "Moving on," Steve cleared his throat and shifted in his seat "Never have I ever been kicked out of a bar." Everyone is drunk (Except for Peter and MJ) I knew there's no way your spangly ass hadn't gotten some action. Never have I ever, an avengers fanfic | FanFiction Disclaimer: the MCU and its characters are not mine. set in senior year, following canon season 3 (and assuming that ben and devi get together after it.). Clint figures he'll just steal Nat's drink; he didn't bother to buy anything for tonight, and he doesn't keep alcohol on his floor. It's after one of Clint's undercover missions, three days of playing nice and hiding in plain sight before he could get where he needed and take out the people he should. Fun thought. Flash exclaimed, laughing and ringing the bell. "Parker?" "Okay, my turn. Now, Peter knew that to his teammates he looked like an average nerd, who was a virgin. Really no time in actual canon, but events through Ragnarok will be mentioned. All I have now is the next two weeks of community service and all that. Now he had had three shots, like the rest of the team. They believe that they have to detain him, but once they meet him, things dont go so well. Also any that come to my fruity brain in between my slow story updates. Um, thank you, Clint, he says softly. I know, Clint. We are to speak untruth? Thor asks, frowning at this new turn of events. as well as Tell me; when exactly did I become the reasonable grown-up of the two of us? Were playing never have I ever!. Peter stood up. Am I correct in that deduction? Vision asked. Nazi, Steve says. "Never have I ever kissed someone of the same sex," Scott says and everyone but Uncle Rohdey, Aunt May and him takes a drink. Yep. Clint nods. Steve has a half-bottle of Captain Morgan Spiced with him, and puts it down carefully before settling. "You knew?" M're comfrtblll. He doesn't manage the whole word, tongue too tired to bother, but Tony laughs anyway. One thing was clear. You know Thor loves any and all things that combine alcohol, trading stories, and the ability to learn more about 'Midgardian customs'. But it'd be nice if you didn't prove my abandonment and trust issues wrong but high-tailing out of here. Thor chuckles and the two of them fist-bump. It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye, though, which is why Clint doesn't like playing it. "Never have I ever worn a planting pot on my head," Mom says and I take a drink and see no else do so. Nat does that weird thing when her gaze doesn't waver, but it still feels like she's rolling her eyes at them. Awesome! We should fight all the time.. Wanda and Vision had left to their apartment, the other honorary members being in their own homes (or, in T'Challa and Shuri's case, country). So why can't he get Eleanor's words from the winter dance out of his head? And it was nice being at MIT as a 15-year-old and constantly being reminded by my clothing that there was someone who cared about me! Tony defended. #spiderman Something passes over his face, and Clint figures that Tony's doing the same epiphany-thing as he just did. They were with the mob anyway, they could afford a little lost food., I admire your choice in which establishment to stiff, Tony pointed at Wanda. As soon as Tony's underneath the covers, he's out cold, and Clint's left to undress himself in peace. You owe me ten bucks, Clint says to Natasha, who shakes her head. Cliiiiiint, Tony whines and elbows him in the side. Tony knocks back his bottle and glares at his science-brother. "Never ever have I gotten a speeding ticket," Luke says and every adult including Ava takes a drink. Only Peter managed to hear Bruce's quiet and defeated "God dammit" and didn't bother explaining why he was sniggering. Ben and Devi, the morning after their first boink. Because it's better than watching you run. He sighs. *SPOILERS* Tony just shrugs with a tilted smile. It was a stray knife, and he had to dodge bullets and make sure the woman was shielded from harm. Peter shrugged, it bunches weird in the suit. It's a little cute and a lot sad, and Clint sighs when he realizes that he's going to accept Tony's invitation. She took a shot. He's toppy as hell, no matter if he's giving or receiving, but he's adamant that Clint get as many orgasms as himself, and he's really good with some of the triggers Clint has. Peter, Tony, Clint, and Rhodey all drank. Did we make up? Tony asks, his whole face scrunched up in confusion and an attempt to remember yesterday. The Avengers get together to play "never have I ever" and some people seem to be determined to shock everyone, and some just want to pick on Tony for his partying past. Peter had assumed it was some little science project that was supposed to improve his web-shooter fluid or something, but Mr. Stark had sent him an address in lower Manhattan with instructions to come in his suit. After a long mission in Russia, consisting of the entire team taking down a Hydra wannabe, the Avengers sat down in the lounging area to relax. I WAS BORED SO DON'T KILL ME FOR THE RANDOMNESS PLEASE "So," asked Natasha. There are ships? Thor says and looks around, dropping his mug. Tony's the only person Clint knows who can flop miserably. "Everyone grab a drink and sit down, it's time for never have I ever!" Oh FUCK YOU MAXIMOFF! Tony shrieked while the others howled with laughter; even Vision smiled reservedly. Actually fist-bump. Yup, Clint says and squeezes Steve harder. The thing is, Tony says when Clint walks out of his apartment the same night. Bruce is still quiet, but he does have a cognac glass in his hands when he sits down beside Steve, a glass containing what looks like Bailey's, or some other kind of creamy liquor. The elevator dinged. Natasha turns to him with an icy stare. Man, Clint loves it when the Captain goes all 'shouldn't approve of this but I do' on them. What? Do you mind if I you don't have to answer if this makes you uncomfortable. He waits until Steve's looking at him. He stays like that for another minute, listening to Steve's calm heartbeat against his own chest, before he disentangles, stands up and goes back to his pillows, ruffling Steve's hair on the way. But she now was at a new school, with new friends and even a boyfriend. What the HELL?' But now he has a girlfriend who picked him and his parents are speaking to him somewhat regularly. Okay. Clint can't help but laugh. "What? It's Stark.. So no grabbing there, then, Tony says and trails his fingers over Clint's throat. See? Tony says and gestures at the circle they make, most of them slouched comfortably on the large pillows. Tony winces. Possibly from Clint. tip: hetalia f/f sort:kudos, "Never have I ever," Tony says with a wolfish grin, "battled motherfucking aliens.". You are not doing that when Clint is this drunk.. We never actually dated, did we? Tony asks out of the blue and scrunches his nose. Don't be such a prude, Barton., Clint ignores the fact that Tony doesn't address Natasha like he'd dare. Tony placed his drink on the side, Natasha automatically leaning over to fill it. "Are you sure there's nothing you'd like to say Petey?" You expect me to do all the work?. Ask anyone. Aunt May yells but I can tell it's a joke along with everyone else. MJ grinned. He hangs up Tony's discarded clothes while he's at it; he's a slob by nature, but Coulson's been a good influence. tip: buffy gen teen AND "no archive warnings apply". Steve, Bucky and Sam were on one of the sofas, Bucky being leaned on by a straight-faced Sam who refused to move and ended up giving up, digging an elbow in the man's back as a petty revenge. Clint has got to stop sleeping with the people he works with. Tony, Rhodey, Steve, Bucky, Clint, Natasha, and Peter all drank. #blackwidow He's certainly grown on everyone else who lives in this tower even Steve's stopped looking at Tony like a secondary version of his dad, and started smiling at the guy more. They all thought that things were going to be better now. This will probably be a few chapters or series. They were all gathered in the communal room to relax. Two sets of arrows find their way to the target's center without him really concentrating. You go ahead, Tony, Steve says, and somehow manages not to sound condescending. Bruce leaves his glass on the floor huh, looks like Tony was the exception to a rule, then and then everyone's looking at Cap. But you do care deeply for each other, Thor says and sounds vaguely approving? Never have I ever been in more than a hundred countries. He takes a sip of Bailey's, and Clint, Natasha and Tony follow his lead. Anyways I found out about that and followed Toomes to a abandoned warehouse were we fought for like 8 minutes, then he shot the support beams of the warehouse and the entire building came crashing down on me. Tony brightens considerably at that. Thats messed up man. Sam shook his head. Wade explained. It's your choice., Yeah, but Tony makes an annoyed sound and rolls over so he's facing Clint. He stumbles forward and into Clint, scrabbling to get the phone back. All of the adults take a shot. Team Red aka Deadpool, Daredevil and Spider-man But this year they decided on vodka never have I ever. "Mr. Stark this is Michelle Jones. Clint's half tempted to preposition Thor in some fucked up kind of revenge, but he realizes that if he does that, 1) his life will be a Lifetime movie, 2) he'll probably lose another friend, and 3) this time, Nat will definitely kick his ass. Classified information. Good morning, Miss Romanoff! Tony doesn't walk into the kitchen. Are you trying to get a full set or something? Clint asks, because it's pretty obvious that Thor and Bruce haven't tangoed, and he knows Natasha hasn't slept with any of them aside from Clint, of course, but that's years ago now. And nobody wants that shit. as well as "Really?" "You doing that face is only proving the fact you're a child even more," Tony rolled his eyes, smirking, and helped Natasha carry the rest of the drinks to the coffee table, which the rest of the team was sitting around (those who were still there, that is). With the realisation that this was actually pretty funny, came the crashing realisation that it was Ned's turn, NED, who knew his secret, and was drunk. Before Tony can open his mouth to reveal his secret, Natasha sighs. No glass? Clint says and unscrews the cork. So after a mission, I y'know.. He mumbles something into Clint's skin that sounds like evil assassin douchebag agent man and Clint only laughs more. Aha! Tony says, excited and gleeful. ', But he did anyway. That's what Clint's picked up, at least, never actually having gone himself. Whaddya say?, Bruce hums in agreement. Never have I ever had sex with anyone else on this team.. On that thought, neither is Tony. Get ready for my revenge- because its coming, Tony muttered in his drink. He stumbles forwards and clutches Clint's door frame to keep upright. Goddamn it, Tony, Bruce sighs. "Never have I ever kissed a guy." Tony hasn't said anything while Natasha and Clint are doing what the rest of the team calls 'that mind-melding thing', but he looks twitchy and excited at Natasha's glare. What if they asked about being robbed? No chance there. His hand's on Clint's hip now, and draws circles with rough fingertips. He's adorable, Tony drawls, a noticeable slur in his words by now, and Thor laughs, because he's laughing at pretty much anything at this point. Yeah, oh, Tony snipes. When they managed to get control of themselves- after about five minutes of uncontrollable laughter, Clint wiped away his tears and said, ok, ok, my turnnever have I ever googled sex addiction!. Feels normal, almost, which is a ridiculous thought because of their lives and Tony being, well, Tony. Yeah, okay, no. The Avengers were gathered in the common room, ready with bottles of booze for the drinking game of the century. Alright, never have I ever woken up still drunk and gone about my day like normal anyway. Natasha said. Devi Vishwakumar finally has it all. Clint rolls his eyes and tugs Tony's shirt off. Peter and Thor drank there juice and shot. She has a huge crush on a boy named Peter and hopes he likes her back, shes gets bullied by Liz who keeps it suttle so she doesnt get yelled at. It's huge and looks delicious, even if Clint hasn't slept in here before, and he wrestles out of his clothes before flopping onto the bed, naked as hell. The other teenagers smiled too, not in a 'you are so stupid' way, but how one might discover a new fun fact, like how Ned discovered Peter HATED peppermint with a passion. left kudos on this work! Which I'm gonna lie in, whether you're in it or not.. They don't say good night. And yet, somehow not surprised. And that's how I started my journey to become to almighty me!" "Never Have I Ever been brainwashed." Peter said. Clint isn't exactly the once-a-year kind of guy himself, but he's pretty sure that Tony's number counts double of his own. It counts, Bruce says, and Clint obediently drinks. I'm not doing this right, am I? And now he just looks hopeless. "Everyone has a hand, so five fingers, and after those, you have to take a shot for every time you have ever done the mentioned thing.

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